Ramon entered the house, and found nobody. [he didn't know his son was a monster, and was outside in the yard, playing basketball.]
"Vincent! I'm home!" he called.
Vince, who was outside, heard.
"I'm in the yard, Dad!" he called. "I'll be 5 minutes!"
Suddenly, Ramon felt a funny feeling in his gut.
"Oh, my." he groaned. "Those fried eggs i had at breakfast are disagreein' wit me."
He staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa.
Then, he watched in shock, as one after the other, his shoes and socks shot right off his feet!
Ramon's bare feet were no longer human - they had 2 extra toes on each foot, and they, along with his original toes, were longer, and the toenails were replaced by gnarled looking claws. and his feet had changed colour, from tan dark to pale green.
"What is happenin' to me?!" Ramon said, shocked at the new appearance of his feet.
then, his hands changed; his fingernails grew slightly longer, and they all ended in sharp points, and an extra finger grew on each of his hands, making his hands now have 6 fingers on each hand. His jaw hung for a while, but as he went to absentmindedly bite a nail, he discovered that it wasn't just his fingernails that were growing. he looked in the mirror, and saw that His teeth were now much longer and sharper too. He also noticed that his ears had turned pointy, almost bat-like. and his hands turned pale green too.
suddnely, Ramon gasped when he saw his jeans - they were shrinking!
within seconds, his jeans had shrunk to shorts, or jorts, as they would be, since they were shorts made outta jeans.
Ramon was beside himself. "Oh my!" Ramon said in horror. "Me jeans shrunk to jorts!"
Then he took off his shirt, and saw his chest turning pale green, and it soon spread to his face.
There was a pop. and suddenly, Ramon grew a third eye.
Ramon had completely turned into a monster.
"Holy cow!" Ramon said, shocked beyond belief. "I've turned into a mutant!"
Ramon collapsed to the sofa, and buried his face in his hands. "I'm hideous!" he mourned, a short sob wracking his chest.