Rob got up from the computer and stared down at himself. Then he looked at his reflection in the mirror in his and his wife's bedroom.
He still looked the same old Rob he was.
"Huh." he mused. "I don't look any different."
He waited for a little while, but nothing happened.
"Obviously nothing would really happen," he said to himself, trying to muster sufficient disdain in his voice. He felt silly and didn't want to admit that part of him had really expected this to work.
He went back to the office, and set to work, doing his paperwork.
He kind of wished he was a monster, then he wouldn't have to worry about things like work and clothing and that anymore.
but Rob didn't know that his monster transformation was soon about to start.