You say “Screw it” and shake the crystal twice very violently. It shouldn’t be anything THAT BAD…
And then you black out.
When you finally wake, you’re back at your house in bed. You get out of bed, and realize the day has started over, and you’re still in your pjs again. You get up and take a look around your house to try and figure out what has changed, but you don’t see anything out of the ordinary. You smell something slightly different, but nothing crazy. You go to call your dog and let it out, but no noise escapes your throat. You try again, but realize you can’t even feel your vocal cords moving at ALL. So you lift your hand to feel where your mouth SHOULD be, but something else is there instead…
And it’s large and lumpy.
In a panic, you run to your bathroom, look into the mirror, and scream. Well, that is if you had a mouth to scream with, you would.
Your penis is on your face where your mouth should be. Your balls are resting on your chin, and your penis is slightly above it, sticking out from your face. SHIT. This is not what you had in mind when you changed reality! You thought it was gonna do something like give you muscles or whatnot! But THIS!? How are you going to live like this??? And you have even more questions.
Are you the only person like this? Is everyone like this? What happens when you get hard? How does intercourse work now? How do you eat? Will you ever be able to talk again? Or taste again? Does everyone think it looks weird, or is it normal for everyone to see you like this?
You pace around your house, and can feel it flopping around with every step. Which kinda arouses you, to the point where your penis sticks up right against your nose. Which is your only way to breathe now, so it’s not a very fun experience. How the hell did you manage to get yourself into this situation?!?
You want to scream. You want to scream so badly. But your body won’t let you. You also realize in all of this, if my genitalia is on my face, what’s in my crotch region?
You take off your pajama pants, and realize you’re wearing women’s underwear. Panties.
This can’t be good…