"What is you wish, master?" the genie asked with peaceful tone.
"Well, my girlfriend...I mean ex-girlfriend just told me she was seeing somebody else. I guess I just did not have what he did to hold her down. So, I think I should have that..."
"Do you know what that thing is?", the genie asked.
Damon shook his head. He only knew he was certainly lacking something. He admitted he had no clue who the other guy was. It could be a girl for all he was concerned.
"Do you wish to know who he is, master" the genie asked. Damon stuttered when he realized he was two seconds from saying "I do" and burn a wish.
"I want to help you, master. It will not count as a wish" she informed him.
"Really?", he asked. "Then, please, show me who he is."
The genie waved her blue hands and a mist was conjured from thin air. A foggy ball was being played in her hands and little by little its interior cleared forming a live scene. The image of a clear man was being formed- he was tallet, older than Damon. And was at the gym. A tribal tattoo decorated his biceps. He wasn't hard to look at, but he was not much more beautiful either. He looked focused on pumping iron in front of a mirror. The image became difused and soon it disappeared in loose feagmenta of grey fog.
"They met at a Statbucks line, when she went shopping with her sister one day. She texted him all day long after he was adamant on getting her number. All while she sat next to you, and you were playing video games..." the genie added.
Damon felt the jab. But more importantly how could the guy had had the nerve to get Monica's phone number. As angry as he was with her she knew she just had not given it to him that easily. He must have been a PUA, or a teally cinfident guy. That was what he was lacking. Damon lacked confidence. He lacked self-belief. Truth be told - maybe he was not just interested in getting Monica back, but get any girl.
"I am lacking confidence, and muscles and hotness. Things had been different if I was like one of those PUCA guys. If I were rad like the Jackass guys. One of those guys with an MTV show...that is what I need!"
"Are tou sure that is what you are lacking?" she asked.
"Yes. Genie I can't just be hotter, I gotta have more confidence and self-esteem.Genie, I wish I were a famous, hot gym rat who is confident like a Jackass movie crew kind of guy!", Damon finally verbalized. She breathed deeply.
"Your wishes are orders, master!", she answered and snapped her fingers. The same fog from before hissed and twirled all around Damon. He was engulfed by it and felt it all over his body. Although nothing was happening on his muscles his clothes became tigther, until they simply vanished. In its place a black wife-beater slim fitted a pumped chest, broad muscled shoulders and biceps which were twice or thrice the size they were. His prespective also changed...he was growing some inches taller. Damon also felt a light spasm in his jaw - unbeknownst to him his chin had advanced half an inch to the front giving him a more masculine and broad look. He look at his right shoulder and a dragon tattoo was snaking around his pumped up arm. His feet hurt, as his shoes were one size under now and his somehow greasy hair turned into a short cut with a spiky front.
The fog dissipated and Damon was standing there in front of the genie with his mouth agape. He looked for a mirror but only found the glass of the window to be the nearest reflexive surface. Damon looked at himself: he did look like something from Jersey shore and Jackass at rhe same time, only hotter in the face, which besides an earing in the right ear also had a moustache and a covered chin making a disconnected goatee.
"We are not done, Damon" she said. "You said you'd wish you felt like a Jackass crew member. That will have some costs and changes in your life..."
Before Damon could tell her he thought that was enough changes the fog came but this time wirh an agressive hook it went all up Damon's nose throwing his mind down.
"Monster. Chicks. Cars. Gym. Bro. Lifting. Boobs. Chicks. Trump. Gymwesr. Car crashes." And then everything went black...