Matt suddenly wished, "I wished the coach was gay." Suddenly the coach, stopped in his position, and relaxed, and his eyes darted strait towards Matt's croch.
The coach said in his new gay lisp, "Hey, uhh Matt, I never realithed how thexy you were."
Matt's towel dropped and the coach said, "Give me that wet towel over there, I want to thpank you with it."
It was the towel that was covered witht the shrink weed. Matt did not want thim to shrink yet so he grabbed the coaches face and started to make out with him. It felt so good, feeling stubble against stubble. The coach took off his pants, and Matt picked up his wand and said...