Christy giggles. "How do we pick who goes first?"
Kendra picks up the box lid. "It doesn't say. I suppose the usual is just roll and highest goes first."
"Seems fair," Valerie says. "Go."
Courtney does, rolling a 3 and a 6. "Nine. Not bad."
Kendra shrugs, picking up the dice. She rolled a 4 and a 6. "Ten. Beat that."
Valerie rolls next. 1 and 2. "Not my day."
Tom rolls the dice then. 6 and 6. "Boxcars!" he exclaims. "Beat that!"
Christy goes last, rolling 3 and 2. "Looks like it's you, Tom."
Tom starts to reach for the dice, then suddenly words appear in the glass in the center of the board:
This rule for women, babes and men--
If you roll doubles, roll again.
Tom blinks. "That's odd. I've already won the dice-off, but okay." He picks up the dice and rolls again. 2 and 5.
The glass then shimmers again:
You start the game and cannot hide
the swelling inches of your pride.
"Huh?" says Christi. "That makes no sense."
The glass then shimmers again, working a math problem:
2 + 5 + 6 + 6 + 10 = 29
"What's that mean?" Kendra asks.
"Uh, girls..." Tom says, sounding alarmed. They all look watching at first what they take to be Tom's swelling erection, but then they realize it's not an erection--it's just his cock growing, without even getting hard. And they noticed this because his pants and underwear suddenly disappeared.
"Why aren't you wearing any pants?" Valerie asks.
"Forget that," Kendra gasps, "why is you cock growing?"
"I don't know..." Tom says, "but I am wearing pants. They're just invisible."
At last Tom is there with a 29 inch penis and invisible pants. The glass in the middle of the board flashes:
Tom's turn first....