Steven Hartley had visited the Transformation Resort with his wife, daughter, and son-in-law. The trip was a wedding present to Jenny, his daughter. While Margaret, his wife, was out enjoying the resort faculties, he was making sure that Kevin Ray, his son-in-law, didn't take advantage of his daughter. He didn't care that the two are married, now. He simply did not take a liking to that Kevin character. The fact that Kevin had himself turned into a swimsuit so he could be wrapped snugly around Jenny's body did not amuse Steven. And he was pretty sure it was Kevin who had convinced Jenny to become a monkey furry, of all things.
So Steven stood at the edge of the pool, arms crossed and judgemental eyes on the swimsuit that Jenny wore. And he stood naked. He wasn't a nudist, but he wanted to intimidate the sentient swimsuit.
Suddenly, Steven felt himself peeing into the pool. Shocked that his bladder somehow caught him by surprise, he reached for his penis, in the hopes of holding in the pee and quickly finding a bathroom... or at least, that's what he *wanted* to do. But he stood motionless, arms crossed and looking out into the pool. Starting to panic, he wanted to call for help, but found he could not breath.
He could hear a small crowd gathering around him, and was thankful that it seemed he was getting some help. But instead, some guy leaned onto his shoulder. "Take a picture," the guy said, as though Steven was some sort of attraction, all the while liquid continued pouring out of Steven's penis. At first, Steven was furious that the guy was making a mockery of the distressful situation. But then Steven realized, the guy was leaning on Steven, but Steven had no give. In fact, he realized he felt rock-solid, literally. Mentally feeling over himself, he realized that despite having no breath, he didn't feel the need to breathe. More bizarrely, he noticed the feeling of liquid travelling up through his right leg and out his penis.
"Whoa, what's it like being a fountain," another bystander said.
A fountain? Did Steven turn into a fountain? Steven knew that the resort could transform anyone at any time, so it was only a matter of time before it got him. He supposed with him standing like a statue, it makes sense that he would become one. But a fountain? Peeing into the pool? He could relax now, knowing that he wasn't dying or anything. And he could still continue watching his daughter and son-in-law like a hawk. But why couldn't he have turned into a hawk? Having everyone around him watching as he perpetually urinates into the pool, even if it was only water, Steven thought the situation couldn't get more embarassing.
He was proven wrong when some random bird landed on him like the rocky figure he had become.