While poor Damon was going through all his animal transformations and weird situations, the genie was taking things rather easily. Another idiotic human had made wishes and she'd had great fun seeing the poor fool struggle with the effects of his wishes. Humans were dumb anyway. Why were they not more careful with the words they pronounced? It was the perfect way to get themselves in horrible and humiliating new lives. Ah, but they listened or cared, did they? Always the same thing, each thinking he was smarter that the rest. And always the same wishes too, especially for men: sex, riches and more sex. She sighed. Those wishes were insisted upon by men so fast that it could be almost laughable. Yet they were the best to trick these moronic humans with for sure. What fun to see them squirm afterwards! Women were more cautious and a bit more intelligent, even if it was not always the case and if the usual wishes did come back frequently enough. But there was more variety in these wishes, this much was certain. Ah, maybe she'd get a more interesting person this time, or could be challenged in how the wish should be twisted.
Luckily, she did not have to wait long. A man picked up the lamp and one home almost dropped it, slipping his fingers against it. It counted as a rub so the genie got out in a puff of smoke, much to the man's fright. He was in his thirties, not handsome at all and looked like a lazy jerk, just happy to fantasise on women. He did not disappoint in that and as soon as the genie introduced herself, he wasted no time in wishing away his desires. His wish was to be irresistible to women and have a harem. Typical... But so entertaining for the genie to make it into a great show for her.
"As you wish, master!" she said enthusiastically.
Too bad for the man he missed her evil grin and mischievous sparkle in her eyes. That might have clued him in...