It was the go-to revenge fantasy for young zillenial women. Your boyfriend dump you? Get even. "You should fuck his dad." Guy says something misogynistic towards you? Get revenge, put him in his place. "You should fuck his dad." Of course, no one actually meant it, much less did it. That would be absurd.
Except... some people did seem to do it. But only a tiny handful, and only those who had been to the Red Petal Salon, situated... well, where it's situated is never consistent, it seemingly pops up anywhere. However, the Red Petal Salon is a cute little boutique hair salon where the two glamorous proprietors, Rita and Hayden, will tell their customers if they happen to come in and complain of a heartbreak or a dickhead guy, well they'll tell them, "You should fuck his dad," and they seem to go out and, no matter how wildly improbable, do it.
Rita and Hayden are the best on the business, though, and can do the best make-up, your hair will never look better and they'll even manage to make the odd alteration that cosmetology just cannot explain.
So which of their customers will we follow for a testimonial