The genie looked at Damon's fate on a TV screen from within her lamp. Well, things had worked out eventually for Damon. He'd become famous, if not in the way he'd originally thought. But his life as a bovine would be a lot better than that of oxen or cows, or most bull in fact. And he had not to care about annoying human problems like money, rent, jobs, unemployment or how to attract the female sex. He was rather lucky, this Damon, when all was said and done. She sighed and waited for her next master. Hopefully she will get just as much fun as with Damon, if not even more. Tricking humans was fun. It was the best fun she could have, in fact. She went easy with kids and genuine nice people, but she loved being naughty with the others. And she had enough to occupy herself until she was summoned out of the lamp again. Her lamp had all the luxuries she could think of so it would not be that bad. So she started watching series and let herself get engrossed in the stories on the screen.
She felt called upon a good while later. Probably days or even months. When she came out of the lamp, she could see she was in the room of a late teenager. A girl. The sort that was just slightly better than average yet thought herself the most beautiful and important female in the world. The sort that just posted pictures about her on social media. The selfish, self-centered sort. She was gasping like an idiot at the genie and she introduced herself and her rules regarding wishes. The girl's eyes then shone with greed and interest. The genie thought that this would be fun for sure.
"So... You can grant any wishes?" she said.
"Yep," said the genie. "Three."
"Then I wish to be popular, incredibly beautiful, super rich and admired by everyone!" exclaimed the air-head.
Well, that was incredibly fast, even for the genie's long experience. And it was long wish, but it was so easy to twist she could easily entertain herself with the two others. Or she could even stop her from saying said wishes. Yes, this would be very, very fun indeed.
"As you wish," she smiled, letting loose the magic.