"The Bender Box!" The box mentioned was thankfully pushed onto the stage by Monique. Joey had quickly rewrote history to where this box existed, and Monique had agreed to help Joey by bring supplies on stage.
Joey went to one side, while Monique was on the other. "You will notice that the front is pink, with the female symbol." The two of them began walking together and turned the box around. "The other side is blue with the male symbol." Joey and Monique kept turning the box until the pink side was back at the front. Joey opened the box, revealing it was empty, and entered. He then pushed the back door open so that the audience could see straight throw.
"Now, I'm sure some of you are already guessing what this box can do. Legend has it, that on the full moon, such as tonight, this box can let you experience hiw the other half lives. Make sure that's an experience you want, because once used, a person can't use it again until the next full moon. What do you say Jessica? Ready to man up?"
Jessica just smiled. "Fine, but be ready for the riot you'll get once these are gone." Jessica grasped her large breasts for emphasis.
Joey stepped out the back of the box. He waved his hand, and Jessica stepped into it. "Now, press your hands to either side." Jessica did as she was told.
Joey and Monique began spinning the box with both doors wide open. "You can see everything inside. No mirrors, no room for hidden compartments. " As the box made the half circle, Jessica looked over her shoulder at the audience. Joey continued his narration. "Jessica is inside of the box, and she is the only one inside." The box finally return to the original position. "However...SHE won't be the one leaving the box."
Joey closed the back door. "Say bye to your girlfriend Brad." Joey called out to his friend.
Brad had a huge grin on his face. "Bye Jessica." Jessica waved to him. With that, Joey closed the front of the box, locking the pink door.
Joey and Monique turned the box again, this time leaving the blue door in front. "Now everyone, say hello to Jessie." Joey opened the box to reveal a good looking boy dressed as Han Solo. He seemed shocked as he patted his chest to make sure it was really flat.
"It worked!" He said astonished. "You actually turned me into a boy!"
"That's right, and after the show anyone who wants to walk on the wild side can give the box a spin. I'll remind you, the box won't work for you again for another month. Unless Jessie can think of someone to put in the box now."
Jessie thought for a moment. "How about...