Chad's bull head seemed to show human smugness and confidence. He leaned into Karen's face. He licked his lips, and said in his deeper bovine voice, "Well, Karen, I made it to the center of the maze, so I win my prize. So I guess it comes down to whether you prefer a bull or human cock. After I collect my prize, then I'll consider your proposal."
Karen balked. Puck laughed so hard he fell of his bench.
Karen stared silently in horror at the minotaur's growing erection.
Puck managed to compose himself, and pull himself up off the ground. Chad noticed that somehow the strange man on the other chaise had changed his clothing. Being naked, Chad was suddenly more aware of clothing than usual. The man on the couch had been dressed in a green leotard decorated with leaves. Now he was wearing a musical theater version of cowboy outfit.
As Puck sauntered over Chad could see his rhinestone studded shirt, fringed leather vest, leather chaps, black felt cowboy hat with silver and turquoise hat band, and ostrichskin boots. He carried a rope in one hand.
"Well, howdy! Aren't you just the cutest maverick minotaur ever!" Puck said with a gleam in his eye.
"Who are you?" Chad asked.
"Oh, I'm her brother. My friends call me Robin Goodfellow. And today is my birthday!"
"You don't look like Kevin Sinclair?"
"Oh, he's not her brother. She's a changeling."
"Like in Star Trek Deep Space Nine?" Chad asked.
"Probably not. Nothing extra terrestrial about her and me. We aren't human either. Some call as the Fair Folk, or Sidhe," Puck paused, he could see Chad didn't understand. So he said, "We are fairies."
"So you're gay?" Chad asked.
"Well, it is my birthday today, so I guess I am happy and gay. Oh, wait, I remember now, Americans use gay as a euphemism for homosexual!"
Karen rolled her eyes.
"Yeah.
"Well, I'm not not gay!" Puck said with a wink. He started twirling the rope over his head. There was a lasso at the end.
"Happy birthday, Puck! Chad, guess what I'm giving my brother for his birthday?'