As you all walk into the bar you notice a lack of patrons as you walk in only seeing the bartender who is a fat lady dressed in a devils costume that looks to be a little to small for her along with another gentlemen sitting in one of the stalls with his head down and a bottle of wine in his hand who looks to be drunk out of his mind. "Good evenin" you hear the chipper voice of the barkeep speak up "what can i get you fine gentlemen this evening?" she asks as you all take a seat at the bar stools next to the counter.
"I'll have a-" Jake starts to say but is immediately cut off by the chipper barkeep "you know what?" she says with a grin on her face. "i bet i can guess which drinks each one of you will like, care to try em?" she asks with an even bigger grin on her face. You then address the lady and inform her of the situation "none for me thanks, i'm the designated driver. it's our friend Michael here's first time, he just turned 21" you tell her.
She then winks at Michael as she chimes in "ooooohhhh first time eh? well then i know exactly what you all need" she says with a grin. Jake was about to protest but just like that she was off presumably to get your drinks. "can you believe that lady?" Jake says shaking his head "she never even bothered to ask what we wanted, what kind of place does she think she's runnin here?" "I have no idea..." you admit, "let's just hope whatever she brings us is strong enough to get us drunk off our minds" Jake says as he turns away from the counter.
A few moments later the chipper barkeep come back "here you go Gentlemen" she says as she drops a glass in front of either one of you. You then raise your hand in protest "ma'am didn't i tell you i was the designated driver" you tell her a bit annoyed now but she just laughs. "there aint no harm in one drink darlin" she says with a wink "just have some fun. You start shaking your head but Jake just laughs "c'mon Andrew, don't be such a square" jake says with a laugh as he raises his glass up.
"weren't you just complaining a moment ago?" you ask him but he just shrugs you off "hey i got beer now so i'm happy" he says as he takes a drink from his glass. You then look over to Michael "back me up here man" you say but he just shrugs and takes a sip of his drink as well. Sighing you just resign yourself to this and look down at your glass when you notice something strange about the glasses. There seem to be 2 blue colored drinks and one red color drink among the three "the hell?" you ask "is this even real alcohol?". You then gingerly raise the glass to your lips as you notice...