"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the newest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Miles, starting the latest episode. "Today, we'll be looking at some things that can really wrinkle your eyebrows."
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"As we all know, one of the earliest 'gene mods' from Animalia is hermaphroditism, and while it's not a complete fix for LGBT+ members, it can be a nice middle ground." said Miles, as he entered Claw Coliseum's weight room for his interview. "And while herm hyenas and horses are still the most popular, sometimes other combinations can be more attention-grabbing." As he spoke, he came over to an enormous, butterscotch-colored furred rabbit girl, or so it seemed at first, once the massive bulge in her sweatpants was spotted. Due to hir having blonde hair down to hir waist and lovely blue eyes, it was clear that shi was a converted human, and her thick, Russian accent made a little sense why she 'fled' to Animalia, though one of the answers to the questions made things a little more confusing.
"So, why did you decide to become a rabbit herm?" asked Miles, politely.
"Was never sure if I should be man or woman." Charlotte replied, without interrupting hir reps.
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Lana, at Mieni Atoll, was doing another interview with a Russian, this time a refugee who had become an orca woman with surprisingly large muscles, which, fortunately, didn't overshadow her newly massive T&A.
"So, Svetlana," said Lana, politely, while ignoring most of the inappropriate comments and questions from viewers, "Your new bondmate is a male orca that's-"
"Too massively muscled for his heart." answered Svetlana, shrugging slightly. "Now I've got the same thing."
"I can see that." said Lana, eyeing her up and down, impartially.
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"Sometimes people come to Animalia problems due to problems with their physicality," said Miles, as he headed toward one apartment complex. "Others come due to problems with their mentality. However, sometimes this can lead to other problems. This next interviewee is Exhibit A of that." Said Miles as he knocked at the door and an otherwise normal, converted (due to her hair) cat Animalian answered the door. However, once the interview started, it was clear that this cat Animalian was anything but normal.
"According to my old caretakers," said the cat Animalian, "I was a 90-year-old woman suffering from advanced Alzheimer's. Apparently, the Alzheimer's Association wanted to see if the Animalia Virus was capable of curing me, so I was 'double-dosed', as it's known."
"And did it work?" asked Miles.
"Welllll..." said the Cat Animalian, uncertainly, "Yes and no. Yes, it undid the damage that Alzheimer's caused me; but my old caretakers said I ended up losing all my old memories as a 'side effect'." (Stewie: SAY WHAAAAT?!?!?!) "In fact, the only thing I can really remember is the name 'Chester Perkins', so I'm taking that as my new name." (Obi-Wan: [Visible Confusion])
"Sooo..." said Miles, also confused, especially since Chester is a man's name, normally, "What are you doing now?"
"I'm dancing at the Meat Market." said 'Chester', bouncing a little in her seat, with her bust bouncing with her. "I certainly don't mind all the attention these give me, especially since some of the boys there are calling me 'Chesty'." At that, there were several gifs of people laughing in embarrassment, mainly from viewers.
"Right now, both the Alzheimer's Association and Horizon Labs are investigating why 'Chester' lost all her memories." said Miles, clearly embarrassed at this.
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"And that's all the time we have for this episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, wrapping up the episode. "Stay tuned for when we do our 'February Festivals' Preview episode. Until then, we'll be seeing you."