After choosing the school, your parents help you pack up and drive you off to your new school. Seeing the campus out all of you in awe, the grounds were massive, stretching literally as far as the eye could see. The buildings were designed to resemble circus tents. The students and teachers were all dressed like clowns. From the brochure, you knew that the adminstators and most of the teachers were whiteface clowns, the lower faculty such as the librarians and non-academic instructors like the art teachers were augustes, the janitors, kitchen staff, and groundskeepers were hoboes and bag ladies, while the students were all a mix of the three types.
After what feels like a 10 minute drive from the entrance, your parents finally reach the admissions office and drop you off. In front of you stands a whiteface clown. He looks rather dapper, in his blue tuxedo style suit with red and yellow polka-dot vest and size 26 wing tipped yellow and red clown shoes. offers you w four fingered white gloved hand to guide you inside. You wave to your parents as they drive away, you struggle to pick up all your bags as you walk inside the largest office outside of a city building you’ve ever seen. Inside the walls are painted in vibrant colors; circus callope music is play. Around you, the student and faculty are talking with each other; all are talking in silly voices and punctuating their words with guffaws and giggles. At the end of nearly each sentence they squeeze the big red noses they all seem to have, giving off a loud HONK!
“Mr. Morgan, I presume, heeheyaha?" The clown giggles and squeezed his big red nose HONK! "Welcome to your new life and the Lou Jacobs Academy, heeheeyaha, where we bring fun and joy into education, and foster the best life possible for our students." Honk! "Seeing as you are a new student, heeheeyaha we just have to ask you a few questions." Honk! "Bear with us, this will only take but a moment.”
You giggle to yourself at the pun, but this was it, finally time to make your new life over. No more bullying, no more loneliness, no more pain. It’s a new start for a new Morgan.