"Hey everyone," said Miles, starting the promised special preview episode, "Today we start the special preview for Animalia's February Festivities, as well as a few other noteworthy news articles featuring Animalia and its colonies.
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"First off, this upcoming weekend will be the beginning of the Lunar New Year Festival," said Miles, which will be featuring Dinotopians based off of the scientific argument that dragons were actually inspired by people who had misinterpreted dinosaur fossils. Not only will there be an official pageant, but there will also be a UFC-A tournament, of sorts." At this there was a clip from Fantasia where a T-Rex did battle with a Stegosaurus, even though now we know that Stegosaurs and T-Rex's actually inhabited different Mesozoic Eras. Then there was a segment where Harvey and Eliza did a flyover of this year's Mountain of the Zodiac challenge.
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"While most people in Asia will be paying more attention to the Celebrations at Heiya Island," said Miles after the flyover was done, "People in America will probably be paying more attention to this Year's Super Bowl, not only to see the commercials that show around this time, nor to see this year's teams go head-to-head, but also to see Animalians as part of the halftime show and Animalia's new Cheer Squad. But I'm pretty sure there are some people wanting to see something rather amusing that happened at Animalia Football practice." he said, as he started the clip up.
During a practice match between two groups of female Animalians (predator and prey), one of the "prey" team members had the ball when one of the "predator" team members stumbled... and accidently pulled down the shorts of the "prey" member, much to the appreciation of several viewers. However, there were at least three flags on the play, and everyone could see that the referee was clearly enjoying the chance to make this call:
"Flag, unladylike shenanigans, on the predator team, for pantsing the player with the ball. 15-yard penalty. Second down." At that, everyone was laughing in embarrassment. But, as one commentor pointed out, this thing was a bit more common than most people realize. Said commentor backed up his claim with several clips from various sports, not limited to Football and Soccer, where players accidentally pull down on other players' pants.
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"Due to Valentine's Day falling on Ash Wednesday," said Miles, after a commercial break, "Animalia's Valentine's Day celebrations will be starting early, coinciding with Mardi Gras, briefly stopping for Ash Wednesday," at that, there were several clips of people from various movies hilariously booing at this, "before starting up again on Thursday. Because of this, Animalia's Mardi Gras party at the Meat Market will also have a Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction."
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"In colonial news," said Miles, once he regained control of his laughter, covered up by a commercial break, "Maelewano has become big enough to warrant a new satellite colony or two. One of which is going to be featuring Dinotopians of various species found only on the African continent, while the other one is going to be situated in the African rain forest region.
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"Finally, we tune in with Aiko Kitsune for one of her previews for Ao Guang Island." said Miles, as the Zoom Channel opened. While the majority of the interview focused on a virtual tour of the main casino/5-Star hotel/brothel, there were a few things that were unexpected.
"So, what are you planning on using the mines on Ryouiki Island for, now that you've got Ao Guang Island?" asked Miles.
"I've seen, and heard, of some of the... delusional fanboys the GGAC had to deal with, so I decided to allow them to 'rent out' those mines (once they're stabilized enough) for dungeon crawls." Answered Aiko, to which many viewers, especially those in Japan, agreed to.
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"We'll be seeing you for Animalia's special coverage of the Festivities next week, including the Quasi-Raccoon Cuties' coverage of the Lunar New Year Parade, Sophie and Roland's coverage of the Mister and Miss Year of the Zodiac coverage, and Animalia's Halftime Show during this year's Super Bowl." said Miles, signing off.