“Taylor!? What happened to you!?” Evan asks Taylor with wide eyes. His reaction would have been funny to Taylor if the situation weren’t so serious.
It was an impossible question to answer. Taylor clearly needs help, so he decided to tell Evan the truth. “I wish I knew! I woke up...I was like this,” Taylor lamely explained, conscious of how ridiculous his explanation sounds.
“”Like this,” Evan repeats. “Are you...? You know?” Evan mumbles an unspoken question, staring at your chest and the crotch of Taylor sister’s tight jeans.
“Yeah...I have turned into a girl,” Taylor admitted. “Somehow.” Honesty is the best approach!
“Like, uh….Completely?”
Taylor sighed. “Yep.”
“This is…This is...” Awful, Taylor mentally answered for him. “Amazing!” Evan finishes his sentence with a note of glee.
“W-what?” Taylor stammered.
“You are even hotter than your sister — and she is a fox! You’re so lucky! All this time chasing hot chicks and now you finally caught one,” he jokes.
Taylor are unsure how to reply to that. he sees Drew enter the hallway and wave him over.
Drew Drachmann is an overweight nerd who spends most of his time indoors, at his computer. He usually wears glasses and unfashionable clothes and has curly brown hair that has never seen a comb. He is quite intelligent and a good guy though, albeit more than a bit eccentric. Taylor and Drew have been friends for ages and get along well for the most part, except when Drew gets in one of his “weird” moods.
Drew stops dead and looks quite confused. He approaches slowly, looking more than a bit nervous. “Julie, Evan,” he says with a nod, barely making eye contact. “Taylor sick today?” he asks before he does a double take and his head snaps back to Taylor. His expression morphs between confusion, and then shock, as his eyes study Taylor’s face and figure.
Aghast, Drew squints at Taylor for a long time, then begins to blink rapidly.
“Earth to Drew! I am right fucking here!” Taylor answered.
“Well, judging by the potty mouth, that’s Taylor all right,” Drew concludes. “This is remarkable. How is such a thing p-”
“Fuck off,“ Taylor interrupted.
“Just sounds so strange hearing those kinda words come from such a pretty mouth!” Evan comments.
The sheer immensity of Taylor friend’s stupidity causes him to step back and attempt to gather his composure. If he wanted help from these dimwits he was probably being too optimistic. Still, the idea of explaining his transformation to a medical professional is enough to tie his stomach in knots.