Jenny had her phone in her hand and couldn't remember why. "Whatever." Jenny said with a shrug as it was probably nothing important. She walked out of the kitchen, into a hallway where she found a freshly dressed Martha.
"Oh, thank God!" exclaimed Jenny. "Where were you?"
"Sorry, but I was sleeping. My bed is in the maid's room on the third floor. But don't worry about that, I'm an early riser." Martha said. "What are you talking about? Are you okay?"
"Yes," Jenny replied, "I'm fine. Just looking for my sneakers."
"Did you find them?" asked Martha.
"Uh, not yet. I'll check in the bathroom," Jenny said, turning and heading towards the bathroom door.
"Well, I'll cook breakfast. Do you want something special?" asked Martha.
"No way, if I do this it's going to take all day," Jenny said. "I'll eat what you make."
"Great!" Martha answered. "I'm going to make you something low-calorie. I know you don't want to go off your diet. But you can always make up for it by going to the gym. It's across the street, in the basement of the community center."
"Thank you Marta, you are a sweetheart."
"Miss Jenny, you forgot that." Marta picked up one of Jenny's breasts from the floor. "I think he let go again."
"Oops." Jenny said, winking, "Thanks again."
"You don't have to." Martha smiled as she left.
Reassuring, Jenny replaced her drooping breast in place. It looked a little weird, but not too bad. With that, Jenny headed towards the bathroom, where she could find her lost shoe.
When Jenny arrived at the bathroom, she was greeted by an image of herself in the mirror.
"Oh wow!" She said, looking down at the smooth skin where her breasts should be. "Fuck!" She exclaimed. "I can't believe it, now I have to look for my boobs too."
Jenny came out of the bathroom and into the hallway. "Martha? Have you seen my boobs?" She screamed.
"Yes, Miss Jenny, I've seen them. But I can't give them back to you." Martha yelled back from the kitchen. Then she laughed. "I don't know where you put them."
"Just don't eat it, okay?" Jenny yelled back with a laugh. Then she turned around and opened the bathroom door. "Boobs! Come back here!"
Jenny ran to the sink. "I don't see you anywhere!" She said as she leaned in and looked in. Suddenly, she felt something poking at her foot.