Before you could say goodbye to your own life, you hear the sounds of horses galloping, wondering if a group of the king's horses, and the king's men would come to vanquish the tiny green cavemen who are basically murderers to humans. Instead you see not men, but women, and these women weren't even human.
As you looked down, you saw that the women who were carrying bows, and spears, you could see that instead of human legs like you have, you saw that these women had the lower bodies of horses. You hide behind a tree you were sitting in front of, while you see the centaurs use the spears, and arrows they had to murder all the goblins that were about to cook your entire body into a stew. Luckily, you heard that centaurs wouldn't condone violence towards humans, so once the goblins were dead you sneak away.