Muzukashi Otoko sat on the wooden bench inside the cheap tent staring a hole through the people on stage. He wasn't amused by the entertainment and would have much rather been in his home in Japan pursuing more cerebral activities such as playing Joe Hisaishi's music on his musical keyboard or perfecting his culinary skills by preparing cartoon themed bento boxes for the kids in his apartment complex. The chortling and guffawing of the audience surrounding him at the pathetic volunteers on stage reminded him of how ignorant and self-serving Americans could truly be. Could life really be so unpleasant in this shit-hole country that 21st century America has become to force people to prefer to degrade themselves over having a normal life? He watched unenthused as person after person volunteered to become diaper dependent, turn into animals, turn into degrading and disgusting inanimate objects, and become dumber just to escape the pressures of their gray, dull, meaningless lives. Unfortunately, he was trapped in his misery because of the man sitting beside him. Larry Jones, Muzakashi's host for the day, was certainly pleased with tonight's entertainment. Bald and fat, he wore red athletic shorts, a white T-shirt emblazoned with Jesus Christ standing in front of the American flag, the oversized font below read, "In God We Trust". On the portly man's head, a navy blue "Sea Bees" hat firmly rested. Muzakashi thought to himself how arrogant, boastful, and self righteous Larry could be to be a "Christian", but then turn around and willfully volunteer to kill another man....or perhaps his entire family in a fruitless, meaningless, and pointless war in another country. But, duty is duty and Muzukashi Otako was very dedicated to his work and to his employer and, in his mind's eye, he owed it to his boss who took very good care of Muzukashi and his family, to clinch the business deal with Larry and head back to Sendai. Furthermore, Muzakashi would never tell Larry what he truly thought of him and kept his opinions to himself. And so the poor man sat feeling out of place in his formal black business suit wondering why Larry never bothered to show respect and honor by wearing his own formal business suit to the occasion that played out before him. Madame, who just finished with her victim who was currently licking her balls on stage after being turned into a male dog, noticed the disgruntled and out-of-place looking man in the crowd and "persuaded" the Japanese man up on stage along with his disgusting American host, Larry.