"Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, starting things up. "Today, we'll be looking at some new things happening since the Year of the Dragon has wrapped up."
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"One indirect result of the Year of the Dragon was an uptick in Dinotopian conversions, especially in Asia." said Miles, bringing up the map of Heiya Prefecture (the islands between China, Japan, and the Korean Peninsula). "This has necessitated at least one island in Heiya Prefecture especially for Dinotopians. However, due to Dinotopian colonies having a more... Stone Age theme to them,' Here Miles showed a few pictures from both Dino City and the Mesozoic Enclave focused on the architecture. "And the overall popularity of the Jurassic Park series, everyone's quite optimistic about it. Though there won't be any people getting eaten... hopefully."
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"Because of the rising popularity of Ao Guang Island on the Animalia Website, development has sped up considerably, especially since Aiko has had a kind of 'preview party' there with both the Five Elements and Miss Zhen's group. Fortunately, any baby Animalians were with babysitters while their parents enjoyed the party; unfortunately, any pictures from the party are firmly locked behind the Premium section of the website." At that there was much digital groaning, though anyone who actively complained just showed how immature they were.
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"One Animalian making waves in various ways is Charlotte, who's not only hermaphroditic, but also a bodybuilder as well." said Miles, after a commercial break, "Right now, shi's been focusing more on hir training for next year's IAC, but occasionally there are a few incidents that can be pretty hilarious, mainly when people realize hir hermaphroditic nature."
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"So, Henry," said Miles as Henry came in for a short interview, "How was Sam's first match?"
"It certainly wasn't what I was expecting, though Sam won." answered Henry.
"So, where are Antonia and Beatrice?" asked Miles, politely.
"They're with Sam at a girls-only victory party with Ela Sha and her girls." said Henry feathers ruffling slightly. "It did give me some time to reunite with some old buddies from my army days."
"How did it go?" asked Miles, having a pretty good idea what they were more focused on.
"I think they were more focused on the fact that I now have three bald eagle girls into me." said Henry, smiling slightly at the memory.
"So, will they be planning on joining Animalia?" asked Miles.
"Right now, they're getting things cleared up with HQ first. But I'm pretty sure they will be." replied Henry.
"I'll bet." said Miles, remembering the hard knocks that Henry had to go through with a smile.
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"And that's all the time we have for this episode." said Miles, "Stay tuned for our special St. Patrick's Day coverage and see how Lady Luck functions during that time. See you there."