Chris grabbed the strange creature by the handle shaped formation on its head, lifting it out of the dumpster.
"What are you?" He said, and couldn't help but laugh at it. Before the thing was halfway out it shuddered and released a spray of feces from behind it.
"Well thats gross," he said. "We will have to get you some diapers buddy."
"Suck suuuucckk!" Tucker cried helplessly.
Chris carried the thing up to his apartment. He decided to trap the thing his deep bathtub. He needed to make a quick run to the store for some supplies. Then he would have to see what this thing ate, and what it was.
Before he left he took a couple pics of the thing happy slightly in the tub on that weird appendage it had. One if the hops was high enough that the appendage twisted under it and it's ass landed on it.
Chris laughed again and turned to go, exiting to the sound of more sucking noises.
***
Tucker was so fucked. And now he was doing it to himself! His boyfriend had laughed at everything about his new form. And he still had no way to culminate!
As he came inside his own bloated yellow ass, some seven leaked out of his beak, and all the strength left him. He felt himself slipping to sleep and wondered how he was getting out of this...