"This is so stupid." Jen shot back.
"Well now you get both." Kyle said with glee. "First up your breasts have a special power, any woman you touch will have their intelligence and education sucked out and it will make your breasts one size bigger. Their breasts will also get as big as their head and their entire memory and history will change so they were always dumb with huge tits."
"That's beyond fucked up." Jen answered.
"Not done yet, the only person who can remember them being any different is you, for about 30 seconds then you'll have an orgasm then forget what you did and that you have this curse. Lastly from now on you are mostly a lesbian and are very touchy with every woman you meet."
Jen was dumbstruck as she felt the power of the curse flow through her setting her tits and brain tingling. Then Kyle hung up laughing.