Brad punctuated his statement with a loud belch.
"Damn bro! That was rank." Tyler said between bites.
Brian was choking down donut after donut as well. Speaking only between bites. "No *hork* seriously something is wrong."
Tyler lifted up his arm and dumbly scratched the back of his head, still loudly chewing and smacking his lips. As he did, a wave of stench blasted Brian.
"I dunno what you're talkin about." Tyler said.
Brian had lost his train of thought he felt a different sort of drool fill his mouth as he looked at the sweat darkened pile of pit hair. Strangely he also felt something happening in his junk. He knew his short, fat chode had sprung to life and was leaking in his tighty whities.
"Yeah bro, you like that Yorkshire musk?" Ty grumbled struggling to waggle his eyebrows and continue stuffing his face.
"Let's take this slop to go." Bry Yorkshire said to his twin.
The Yorkshire twins got slowly to their feet, their massive weight making it hard to move faster than a shuffle.
Panting with the exertion of the 15 yard walk to their shared squad car. They didn't even notice the man in the beat up Oldsmobile.
They simultaneously dropped into their seats, their combined half ton of weight taxing the front suspension of the dirty squad car. It was a short drive to their shitty apartment complex. Pulling up, they both caught their breath before the exertion of having to walk to their front door.
With some huffing and puffing, they made it into the apartment. The place was a pig sty. They helped each other strip off their vests and stained slacks and flooped down on the large mattress in the center of the room, ignoring the food wrappers and other detritus that littered the floor.
The Yorkshire brothers never fucked. It wasn't possible with their massive flabby bodies. Instead, they lived out their nightly pastime of "truffle"hunting. Laying on their sides in a modified 69 position and rifling through each other's folds until they could suckle their fat, mushroom headed prize.
The man in the gold colored Oldsmobile drove off to another part of Adams County.