Colin’s power walk was stopped as he bumped into something soft that almost knocked him to the ground.
“What the-?” Colin said as he suddenly realized what he bumped into.
The umber woman clutched her cross necklace as her thick lips curled into a smile.
“Oh, pardon me.” She smirked as she strutted away, Colin’s eyes running past her bust and down to her hips.
‘Kinda wanna see Luan in a suit now…’ He thought as he started walking.
“On your left!” Shouted a sculpted blonde as she ran past Colin.
“Watch out!” Her lanky friend added as she made him swerve out of her way.
And that was when he really started to look around.
On a bench to his left, a woman with dyed pink and green hair held a tan woman with a Puerto Rico flag tattoo by her plump firm ass as their D cups pressed together while they French kissed in plain view, his eyes jerking away from those-
“Would you like to see my balloons?” A woman’s voice asked.
“What? No! I wouldn’t-!” Colin blurted out as he realized who was speaking. “Oh, I thought you said something else…”
The chubby blonde stood there by a balloon cart
tilted her head as her H cups swayed to the side “So would you-?”
“No thank you, please.” Colin smiled as he looked over his shoulder to see the pda on the bench had stopped. The pair sat there eyeing him up, their long acrylic nails clacking against the bench as they invited him over.
He turned away and started walking past a pond full of ducks.
He just sat at a bench and watched them swimming by as a bunch of frozen peas plopped into the water.
“Want some?” A voice said as a bag of frozen peas was held out in front of him.
He turned to see an older blonde with a beauty mark smiling at him as she handed him some frozen peas to toss.
“I had to make some space in the freezer back at the bakery, and these peas were about to expire anyway…” she smiled as she tossed another handful of frozen peas into the water.
“Bakery?” Colin said.
He was immediately handed a business card.
“You could stop by… maybe for a different kind of kneading…” she smiled as she bit her lip, her icy cold hand firmly squeezing his bulge.
Colin tossed the frozen peas away and bolted.
“Different kind of kneading? Really Delilah?” The baker sighed to herself with a facepalm.
Everywhere he looked there were women eyeing him up. He couldn’t imagine what he’d have to tell-
“Colin!” Sam shouted as she glomped him.
“What the, Sam?” Colin asked as the blonde Amazon pulled him into a kiss.
“Are you okay? What happened? What was that light?” Sam asked.
“Woah woah, Sam slow down, what do you mean what happened?” Colin asked.
“You didn’t see the huge pink ball of light?” Liam asked.
“The what?” Colin asked.
“Someone recorded it and put it on Facebook!” Lucan said as she pulled out her phone.
The footage showed the park as a surge of pink light bursted into the sky.
He sat there speechless as the ladies started leading him back to the car.
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“Turns out the guy who posted it was that drunk from the pier last month…” Sam said into her phone. “We searched the whole place and didn’t find anything… the party still got cancelled…”
Sam stepped through the front door of the apartment.
“Talk to you later Mom, love you.” The blonde Amazon hung up.
She walked over to Colin’s room and saw him in the suit he picked out for the party fussing over some ties.
“Black? No…. Grey? I don’t know….” He mourned to himself.
“Hey babe? It’s been canceled, we can just stay home and-.” Sam started as she stepped on something.
“Hey Sam, when did you get here?” He asked as he noticed her holding up a little cardboard circle.
“So I guess you already heard the party’s off.” Sam said as she tossed it onto the bed.
Colin looked over confused and saw that it was a spinner with Jamie’s handwriting on it… names… and the plastic needle had stopped on…