“Oh fuck! What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!” Mike thought to himself as he looked down at his 10 inch flaccid cock. Actually, 10.5 inch flaccid cock. No, wait, 11 inch flaccid cock. “Fuck! It’s still growing! It must be that last pill I took finally starting to have its effect. I need to get somewhere more private” Mike panicked as he grabbed his gym bag and ran for a private shower stall. In his rush, he dropped the bottle of pills and it landed in a different gym bag.
Pulling the shower curtain closed, Mike immediately stripped nude to fully inspect the impact of the pills. Surprisingly, everything was more or less normal, aside from his ridiculously long penis which was slowly snaking past 12 inches as it lowered closer to Mike’s knees.
“Okay, so the pills only seem to be affecting my penis” Mike thought. Looking more closely, his cock seemed to be about the same girth it has always been, but the soft length was over 13 inches at this point. “Fuck, my proportions are way off! I look like a freak!”
“How am I going to fit this in my clothes?” He thought, grabbing the soft cock. He attempted to put on his gym shorts, but the head of his cock was hanging out of the leg of the shorts. Easily 15 inches long now.
“That won’t work.”
Next was an elaborate snaking of the soft cock back and forth in his boxer briefs. This had potential, but was incredibly uncomfortable when he tried to move around.
“Okay, now we’re getting somewhere.”
Finally, he did what no man has likely done before, he tied his cock into a knot. At first, he was doing it as a joke, but found that it used up a lot of length and kept it in one spot. Not being a boyscout, Mike only knew a few knots but was able to fold his cock in half, and wrap his cock around the shaft several times, before looping the head back down and through, to lock everything in place. He then had a “log” of cock that was about 6 inches long and 8 inches in girth. "Well, it looks like I have a soda can in my shorts, but at least I can get around now."