“I think Nate is getting to “that” point in teenaged life.” Nate’s mother Nora later remarked casually to her husband while lying in bed.
“Seems like it, doesn’t it? But why do you say it?” he said not looking up from his iPad or the video playing on it.
“Well I caught him earlier in the aftermath of a self pleasure session.” Nora said,”He hadn’t gone picking cherries yet but I know its only a matter of time before he or a girlfriend decides to.”
Her husband murmured an agreement and asked,”So what are you thinking?”
“Deflowering him myself.” she said matter of factly.
“Are you sure? Its a little old fashioned, isn’t it?” he asked still not looking up.
“Who says that? Why are YOU saying that of all people?” she asked.
He shrugged and said “I just thought it was out of fashion these days with sex so….. out there in the open?”
“Tanya Henderson has devirginized both of her boys and Paula Benz has too.” Nora said.
“Fine, I was wrong. But what if he doesn’t want you to?”
“That didn’t stop your mother or Tanya. Boys can take it.” she said.
“Fair enough. Just make sure to pull out.”
“Like hell I am. I’m getting a morning after pill.” she laughs.
He laughed too and said,”Fine just don’t tell him that kind of thinking was actually why he’s here now!”