(I thought this would be good because Jeff Francoeur's nickname is Frenchy and the Eau de Loup Garou is french, though I'm sure you already knew that.)
Jeff Francoeur of the Atlanta Braves walks up to your shop, which now sells a cologne and deodorant form of Eau de Loup Garou. He is a little depressed because he hasn't been hitting too well lately and it only feels like it's getting worse.
He stops as he sees the label, Eau de Loup Garou M2, cologne for men.
He needs a new cologne and this one's fairly cheap for the fancy bottle, it's being sold in. Picking it up, he unscrews the top and sniffs.
The scent was incredible while he didn't get any real kick out of it, he could tell that women would just love it.
He paid you and went off on his way. When he got home that night he sprayed the cologne on and suddenly felt dizzy.
"What the hell is going on?" He said out loud before blacking out.