You prepare to put on the condom but then it tries to bite your finger (with teeth that came out of nowhere) and you throw it across the room.
It comes back, and you grab a baseball bat that you found in the corner. You hit it as it jumps up and slams into the wall, but it gets back up.
You wonder how you can beat something that will just stretch and snap back into place as you hit it but nothing comes to mind. You prepare as the condom comes in for yet another attack.