Wilma didn't realize how bad she had gotten. She spent all her time looking in the mirror applying makeup or on her phone spreading gossip. She had completely lost touch with reality.
Worse than that, despite being in her thirties, she still acted like a silly little girl. She was so immature that if she didn't get her way, she'd throw a temper tantrum and demand the manager come and fire the incompetent employee that put only eight tomatoes instead of nine on her sandwich.
And even worse than that, she was the nosiest busybody anyone had ever seen. She wandered the neighborhood peeping in people's windows and if she saw a man naked in the privacy of his own home, she called the cops.
When she finally realized how bad she had gotten was when she opened her mail and found that the landlord was evicting her, the power company was cutting her power and the water company was cutting her water but even more importantly, the phone company was cutting her phone. She knew she had to do something.
She went for a walk in the park and found the Temple of Divine Manhood. "Please" she begged, "make me responsible. Make me someone who understands what is important." She laid her phone, her most prized possession on the altar.
Wilma collapsed. When she was able to take stock of what had happened, he realized he was not just a responsible man who understood what was important, but he was now an airplane pilot holding the lives of hundreds of people in his hands every time he flew. He was under constant scrutiny and could never make a mistake. His blood pressure went through the roof.
Furthermore, the god had caused him to have been married to a woman who cheated on him, divorced him, took half his wealth and still demanded child support for a child that might not be his.
And if he ever went looking for help or sympathy everyone assumed he was the bad guy just because he was male.
Tears running down his face, Wilma thanked the goddess and departed, quickly, into a new and somehow more powerful life.
The moral of the story is, you don't have to change your gender to stop being toxic.