(This is the chapter that didn't make the cut, not that I felt that the remake was that good, I was actually disappointed with myself. Kind of comes off as a joke chapter. p.s. You should be able to tell where I went blank on what to write and I've changed the structure.)
You wake up, sweating perfusely. You look around the room and see that there is no man or any penis-eating condoms, and, most importantly, you are still male.
You look around the room it is definitely yours.
You laugh to yourself, Pleasure Island doesn't even exist and it certainly doesn't have any penis-eating condoms.
You get up, get dressed and after fixing yourself a quick breakfast and then head to work.
The drive is short and you are walking into the building after only a 15 minute drive.
"Hey, Tom." Your co-worker, and good friend, John greets you as you enter the office. He walks up to you. "Where were you this weekend? I thought we were gonna go fishing."
"I thought you got my message. I couldn't come because my sister's new fiancé was in town." You tell him.
"Really? How long has she been engaged?" John asked.
"About two weeks." You tell him. You start to wonder what this has to do with the story, black out, and when you wake up, it is the day after the full moon, and John has been savagely mauled to death by some oversized animal, possibly canine from the markings. Apparently, he was quite enjoying himself when he died (someone had heard something and when they found him his boner was still erect and there was a look of pleasure on his dead face).
Oh well must be some coincidence.