"A Clown...Car?" Jenny asked.
"Yes. I am sure you've seen a clown car before. Smaller than your average car, but still just a capable of holding all sorts of silliness inside!"
"And you can turn me, a human girl, into that?" she said
"I mean, you see the shoes and whoopie cushion I created earlier today, I think that shows what I can do. Here, let me show you and if you don't like it we'll get you sorted out." he said as he tapped her head and snapped his finger.
"With a beep and a vroom, you'll be a star, why with a zoom and honk you'll be a car!" he said smiling.
She was shocked, she hadn't even given him permission, but it was too late. She felt very strange and when she went to speak, a loud BEEP came from her mouth, like that of a bike horn. She shook her head and tried again and it sounded like an engine revving up. She then fell down on all fours, her hands and feet expanding. Her flat shoes burst off her feet as they grew larger and thicker soon starting to inflate into a round shape, the same happening to her hands.
"Mmmmmmmmmm" she tried to say, the revving sound still going strong "HONNNNKKKKKKKKKK"
"Seems we are on our way, Little Car!" giggled the clown as he watched her entire body start to inflate and change shape and size. The sound of expanding flesh began to shift in pitch as it became more metallic in sound. Her body felt hollow like everything inside her was gone, her inner workings now forming into comfy seats, cup holders, a steering wheel, the works.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh" came a tinny voice as a radio appeared and flickered on "What is happening?" it asked.
"Well, I told ya I would make ya a clown car and we are almost done." he said watching as what was left of her face had adjusted slightly. Her mouth stretched in a grin had become the grill of the car, her eyes blinked and shifted to become two large headlights while her nose had shifted and turned into a little round orb sitting perfectly as a hood ornament. She looked a bit like a VW Bug, but a bit more exaggerated. He giggled as he noticed her flesh coloring had shifted and was now a light blue with yellow polka dots all over, the tires big and red. Her ass had expanded into a trunk and even had a comically small spoiler attached.
He then giggled as he watches the whole form of the car suddenly compact with a silly SCHWOOP sound effect. Now half the size of a standard car, the vehicle sat stunned in the middle of the empty room of the club.
"Now then, how do you feel?"
The radio buzzed. "Very weird, but...it's not bad."
"I wouldn't dream of making you feel bad, Love Bug." he giggled. "Now then...you are a good size for a clown car, but not a good size for a club like this." he said.
"Let's..."