You are male, 18 years old, and you've just finished work whilst staying with your grandpa Johnny Fishernon.
Johnny asked you to come to meet him on his boat, The Swashskipper.
You go to find him, and there you see him, lying on the deck. As you lie down next to him, You hear him talking about wanting to be a fish, and wishing it could be true, and now, he states that he wants to actually become a fish.
OK, I know it sounds weird, but it IS true - your grandpa was fascinated with fish ever since he was a boy, and was very good at swimming.
Then, your grandpa sat up, took off his boots and socks [not so bad, since you're used to the smell], rolled up his jeans, and then put his bare feet into a shallow patch of water at his dock on the beach near his house.
he lowered himself in. the water came up above his knees. he walked up the shallow patch and back to his boat. he beckons you to join him, so, after removing your footwear and rolling up your pant legs, you join him in the paddle. it is cold, but it's fun.
then, you & grandpa stood on the shore, staring longingly at the sea.
immediately, it happens - your fish tfs are beginning!
only....