Rick had been a bit of a shut in, and the fact that he had seemingly been spawned in some old temple... and while it had all sorts of golden treasures all the dust webs around the place told the story that no one had been here in... who knows how long? There didn't even seem to be moss or mold growing anywhere. Dust and no life... but there was an altar, and Rick figured he may as well take a look. The altar was made of marble, covered in dust, and some herbs that had been laying on it looked practically mummified. He wasn't a particularly religious, but praying here felt right. For what? Rick wasn't sure but he figured protection or guidance or something.
Then Rick felt her... not really a voice or a presence, but a sort of pressure on his very existence a goddess that was part abstraction part reality. "Ah~ Finally woke up from my nap and all my worshipers let my temple get all dusty... Wait... Where are my worshipers and who are you?" Rick had wondered if he had been praying wrong whenever his parents made him to go church and it turns out he was.
Rick forced his thoughts through this weird link with this entity that was being established "I'm Rick... I just appeared here and... I'm a bit lost."
"So you are... I suppose I could help you if~ You pledge to follow and serve me Eroia, Goddess of lust, fertility, beauty, love, etc etc." Rick realized he didn't really need to kneel and concentrate as the link between him and this goddess was pretty established.
Rick was looking around for an exit and asked "So what would you have me be doing?"
"Oh you know~ Spread my name around, gather worshipers, go forth and multiply and all my tenants and such
Rick remembered clearly the whole [horny] xp modifier thing and prayed "So... I promise to spread the good word and seed, and you help get me out of here and give whatever boons you see fit?"
"More or less... Really right now I could care less about making an empire or whatever... I've slept too long, and I fear everyone has forgotten about me... Even if the steps forward are small that is enough for me. The more belief is generated for me, the more I can do for you... and I think that little system should point you in the right direction..." The link to the goddess was strengthened and severed at the same time.
Class Obtained: [Priest of Lust]
Level up [Priest of Lust]: Level 9
Skill obtained: [Minor Stamina]
Skill obtained: [Basic Prayer]
Blessing obtained: [Eroia's seductiveness, negligible]
Skill obtained: [Horny prayer]
Rick felt a bit of a blush hit his face, and then noticed a path in the temple opening up to the outside. The temple was in the middle of a lake and looking down... His face looked a lot smoother, less pimply, and thinner... "Ah yes~" Eroia's being echo'd in your being "The system is working just as intended... Your class is making you more and more handsome, I didn't even have to exert a thing~ Now then go forth an multiply!" The real question for Rick is where the heck is he even?