"Yeah, Chad, I really gotta get my coz Bruno a really good birthday gift this year for helping me out with you. Gotta admit it didn't go as planned. A slinky dog, who'd've thunk it? I had hoped just for a rubber sex doll, but I've been into rubber puppies and slinkies like forever. Guess you are too. The book suggested a ball to put at the top of the stairs, but I found your slinky, and figured it would work just as well. It worked even better," the guy pulling the leash prattled on like Chad knew all about it.
"WOOP!" squeaked Chad. Damn, his new vocabulary was so limited. Who the fuck was this guy, how did he do this to Chad, and what did Bruno have to do with it. Okay, so they are cousins, who the fuck is Bruno's cousin. Oh, fuck no! Not him! Chad remembered Bruce from elementary school. He was an big fat bastard who bullied little Chad mercilessly. This guy was big, but not fat. He was a muscled jock, but maybe he lost weight. Bruce beat Chad to a pulp, and got expelled. After that everything went well for Chad. Bruce was Bruno's cousin. Oh, crap, the guy turned to load Chad into the back of his van, and Bruce has a huge erection tenting his trousers. He planned on Chad being a sex doll? Rubber puppy is the next best thing? Yikes!
Chad groaned - and emitted another, "YEEP!"
"Oh, you're excited to be my new puppy, Chad, aren't you?" Bruce said as he wrapped Chad in a cargo net, and secured his rubber slinky pup to the inside wall of his van.
"Yeep?" Chad asked.
"Oh, you wonder what will happen next?"
"Yeep!"
Chad nodded emphatically.
"Will you ever be a man again?"
"Yeep!"
Chad nodded even more emphatically.