Transform Or Dare? Earth #Fuck If I Know
April 2024
Aziza knew that as a powerful sorceress, her pregnancy would be different from that of most women. She could use her magic to keep her baby healthy and to ease any discomfort they may experience in the womb. She could intuitively sense their needs and desires, establishing an immensely deep bond between mother and child before they were even born.
"You're going to spoil that kid before he even takes one step outside your vagina" Jennifer Smith II giggled. She watched a bed ridden Aziza whispering sweet nothings to her swollen belly. Her face carried a heartwarming joyful smile, very uncharacteristic for Aziza. "You're going to be a total overprotective helicopter mom, I can see it now."
"Oh hush, I will not. But who could stop me if I wanted to be?"
Usually, Aziza's facial expressions amounted to either resting bitch face, an arrogant smirk, or a facepalm when she learned some new awful fact about Kylie during her demented decade long reign over Glendale.
The last horrifying thing had been learning how Kylie in 2014 sent her magic through the airwaves, transforming the POTUS at the time into a massively obese hermaphoditic pig woman obsessed with anal sex while eating chocolate cake. Don't ask what the frosting was made from.
And of course once she learned that, a six months pregnant Aziza, along with Tom for moral support, had to clean up Kylie's mess *again*(The entire summer of 2023 had been spent tracking down all of the members of Tom's high school basketball team, whom Kylie at the party had turned into Disney princesses) and travel all the way to Washington D.C to de-cursify the man, despite Aziza's deep disdain for the United States government and politicians in general.
But that was three months ago, and Aziza was going to pop any day now. Kylie's antics at the moment were the furthest thing from her mind.
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The Great Change Earth
Another expectant mother, Logan Hanley, was currently at a parenting class, alone, because she honestly was terrified beyond belief and had no idea what the fuck she was doing and she didn't want to freak out Alison or either set of parents with all of her neuroses.
Thankfully, the instructor, Tiffany, was as kind and empathetic as could be. She had been a trans woman before The Great Change, and her former despair over never having a baby because she was ill equipped, and constantly worried about her safety and civil rights, really put Logan's own worries into perspective.