You shake yourself, extremely confused. What did Tarzan put on you?
"You not gorilla. You not ape. You not friend of Tarzan," says gravely the ape-man, arms folded across his chest.
You stare at him, bewildered. So... So he knows who you really are? The answer come soon enough.
"You bad man. Transformed into ape but not true ape. Not friend of Tarzan. You come from other world. You bad man. You very bad man that needs to be punished. So Tarzan not help you. Instead, Tarzan punish you."
You quiver even more at these words. What did he do to you? What did he pour upon you?
"Tarzan spray you with scent of Tarzan. Hunters want Tarzan but now the bad doggies smell YOU. They hunt you and not Tarzan."
Oh no! What are you going to do? This is bad, very bad!
"Tarzan never captured," the man boasts proudly.
But then he finishes with a mean smile.
"But they capture you."
He then swings away in the trees, leaving you with the approaching barks and cries. The hunters! Tarzan was not joking, they are coming and will be upon you soon, very soon! You clumsily get down from the branch and walk on all fours to get away. Alas, your new body is unfamiliar and the dogs gain on you. Panicked, you go faster but mainly just crash around.
Suddenly, a net is raised all around you and het hoisted in the air. You've fallen into a trap! Quickly the hunters are all around you, shouting and the dogs barking. You try to explain to them that you are NOT a gorilla, but of course it does not work. The hunters are really disappointed that you are not Tarzan and curse at their waste of time and energy. One looks at you and does say that you'll fetch a good price. Uh-oh... What does he mean by that?