An enormous, big-bellied, hairy-chested arab man with dark features, puffy maroon pants, and a sparkling gold vest over his bare beefy torso stood over the boys. He wore an elegant turban with a ruby fixed in the center. "Hello there, young men. I am Hasheem Gassypants, the greatest magician and granter of wishes in all of the Daddy Dimension!" the man proclaimed in a booming theatrical voice.
"Magician?" Mitch asked.
"Wishes?" David asked.
The boys looked at each other. "Gassypants?"
Hasheem Gassypants lifted one leg and let out a noisy fart. "We all have names like that in the Daddy Dimension. It's perfectly normal."
Mitch waved the pungent odor away from his nose. "Oh man, do your farts turn men into kids too?"
Gassypants chuckled and folded his arms. "Only if that's what you wish. I have far greater control over my Dad Magic than some of these other snobs."
"OK good, because I have a wish," David said. "I wish you could turn us back into grown ups and send us home."
"As you wish, young master. Mekka Hekka Zim Zam!" Hasheem Gassypants did a strange little dance and a bolt of energy flashed out at them. Mitch and David screamed.
Suddenly, they opened their eyes and realized they were in Mitch's apartment. "Hey look! We're home! Woah hey dude! Where'd your clothes go!" Mitch saw that David, while back to full manhood, was butt naked.
"Me? What about you!" David pointed down at Mitch's exposed member.
"Ah!" Mitch covered his crotch and examined his body. "Guess are uniforms got left behind in the Daddy Dimension. Oh well. At least we're men again."
Suddenly there was a puff of sparkly gold smoke and Hasheem Gassypants appeared between them. "Your wish has been granted. You are men, and you are back in . . . one of your homes."
"Jeez you almost gave me a heart attack! Why'd you make us naked?" Mitch asked.
"You never specified being clothed. Just being men." Gassypants let out a loud, long fart.
Mitch turned away in disgust. "Gross man. Well, why don't you. Hey!" He realized that one wall of his apartment was missing replaced by a large glass window. "What's this???"
Outside the window, lines of big, burly men, some of them accompanied by young boys. All pointing and staring. Some of them laughing.
"What the heck, man!" David shouted. "This isn't Mitch's real apartment. We're still in the Daddy Dimension."
"It is his real home. I brought it here. Just reconfigured it a little to make it fit my special zoo. Your wish was granted. You're men now, back home, and all the spectators, can now have their wishes granted."
"What do you mean?" Mitch and David asked in unison.
Hasheem Gassypants folded his arms, blinked, nodded, and teleported to the other side of the window. "Step right up! Two grown ups, butt naked! Who wishes to see them changed by my magic?"
All the other dads outside the window cheered.
"Oh man!"
"Not again!"
Mitch and David pounded on the glass, but it was no use, they were trapped in a special transformation display, and whatever the crowd wanted to see, Hasheem Gassypants would grant their wish...