“Take the sum and divide it by the number… this package will scan any body part and average it with yours… Must be only one body part at a time… Huh.”
Jeff thought this was at least interesting. ANY body part it said?
He pulled up a picture of a porn comic, cropped out the male protagonist’s dick, and inputted it in the Chronivac. Rashly pressing enter, his computer whirred as he felt a pulsing feeling in his groin.
The heat became unbearable, as if instantly need to ejaculate, yet being unable to, Jeff quickly pulled off his pants to grab his dick and gently rub it, trying to ease the sudden pressure. Quickly grabbing the bottle of lotion by his desk, he started jacking off, his mind muddled with his sudden heat. He was starting to regret this as he felt incredibly blue balled. As he looked down, he noticed that it went beyond blue-balling, his balls were swelling!
Every stroke on his dick seem to make his balls pulsate, growing in size in increments each time. This kept going until they were nearly the size of baseballs. Not the ridiculous volleyball sized balls in the comic he pulled, but still rather like ridiculous looking against his measly 3 inch teenage penis. This didn’t last long, however, as he felt a sharp pain, causing him to fall out of his chair and crumple to the ground. He needed to ejaculate. Now. But his body just wouldn’t, the tension unbearable.
As he continued to grip the length of his penis, now fully in pain, he could feel it in his hands, the heat feeling like a fever centered on his dick, almost too hot for his hands to grab, yet the pain making him unable to let go. He could FEEL it growing more in his hands, as if the feeling of ejaculation was forcing his dick to grow larger, pushing outward. Was this what sex actually felt like? The virgin Jeff thought, the pushing feeling as if he was leaning his hips against an infinitely deep orifice.
He could feel it coming. The tension was starting to loosen, his shaft already much past the length of his two hands. He needed to make sure this didn’t become an enormous mess. With a quick mind, he grabbed his trash can, the only container he could see that could cover his new massive dick, and just in time too.
He had to let go of his dick, and grabbing, pushing it down as ejaculate seem to hose out like a power washer. The crumpled pieces of paper rubbing against his dick made it feel even better as rivulets of cum seemed to gush from the sides of the can. This would still be a massive mess to clean up, but at least it would be in one spot and not the ceiling. But holy shit it felt good. And it didn’t stop. It just kept coming and coming and coming, the smell permeating the room and wafting into Jeff’s nose, until he could feel his new, huge penis leaning against the cold metal interior of the can, falling limp. It took a whole five minutes to even start slowing down, and his dick, a massive 12 inches flaccid, fell to the ground limp. He didn’t even know how he was able to have an erection, but he felt light headed and woozy afterwards. Best fucking masturbation ever.
“M-maybe I shouldn’t have used a picture of a dick that could touch the guy’s head.” Jeff, regretting it just slightly.
He stumbled up to his feet, slightly grossed out by the slimy feeling of cum soaked clothes on his upper body, but carefully got a tissue to wipe the stuff off his hands. The mess, while somewhat contained, was bad, and definitely reeked. His dad would definitely find out when he got home, so he needed to clean this fast. He looked to the chronivac after managing to pull himself up back to his desk.
WARNING: Exaggerated body parts may lead to more dramatic merges. Please make sure you are in a safe and isolated environment before confirming any changes.
“Oh now you tell me.”
He tabbed out of the merge package for a moment, trying to see if the chronivac could help him clean his room.
“Restore room to previous state? Yes please.” Jeff said, reading the option allowed. Suddenly the room, and his clothes were cleared of cum. He sighed in relief, looking down at his dick. It wasn’t exactly cartoonish like the one in the comic, but it certainly had a less than real look outside of its size, partly due to the bulging veins on its sides, but also the almost outlined marker look to it. It was weird.
“I guess they weren’t kidding when they said average… let’s not use comics anymore.”
He opened the merge package, and managed to sit himself back in his chair, dragging his dick to rest on his lap. What should he merge next?