"Oh dear James, do you realise just how much trouble your friend has put you in?" a voice called out from seemingly nowhere.
"Who are you? How are you doing this?" the naked man answered nervously.
"Anyone can do this, that is the beauty of your predicament" the voice answered from above "Anyone can turn you into anything and then just get on with their day. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it."
James just stood in a state of disbelief wondering what might happen.
"Luckily for you I am not a totally unreasonable person and I am going to give you a chance to determine your fate. How good are you at basketball?"
"What?" James asked in confusion. Suddenly a basketball net appeared several yards from him and a ball materialised at his feet.
"You get ten shots to decide your next form" the voice semi explained "The more points you score, the higher up the food chain you will be so I would try your hardest. Good luck!"