Madame Illusia was trying to finish sorting out Daniel and perhaps even find him a new mommy when she noticed a man enter the tent. He was barely able to keep himself upright and was stumbling into many of the audience members as he made his way down to the stage. "Wersh de fuggin' shitter! I need ta take a dump.", the man yelled loudly. "Sir", Madame Illusia said sternly, "You'll have to use one of the outhouses near the entrance to the carnival." The man replied, "Bish, I told ya', I need de fuggin' shitter now!" Madame looked over toward Daniel's resting body in the crib and shrugged seeing that she wasn't going to get out of this confrontation. And so, she magicked up a child's potty chair that was sized up for an adult. It basically looked like a caricature of a real toilet, blue in color, except that the tank of the toilet was actually a storage bin for training pants and diaper wipes and had goofy eyes, a ridiculous nose, and a childish smile molded into the plastic storage bin that makes up the "tank" of the "toilet". The flushing lever on the toilet was comically large and when pressed down like a normal toilet would play "If you're happy and you know it" in a tinny beeping way as only a child's potty could instead of actually flushing. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you need to potty so bad. In that case, the potty's right here!", madame said to the man. The man made his way up on stage making sure to stumble on the steps on the way up. He was so drunk that he never took into consideration of the weirdness of the situation he found himself in. Madame Illusia was beside herself with anger. She wanted to vomit when the man had arrived on stage, but she had to hold her stomach together and simply smile at the audience. She hated this man and had clear intentions of trapping him while he was still in his drunken stupor. In grief, she watched the man pull down his pants and underwear and expose himself on stage for all to see. The clearly drunk man sat down on the oversized child's potty to do his business. Bewildered, Madame Illusia watched the man shit into the potty. But unlike a proper toddler who would pee into the urine deflector shield of the potty seat, this man couldn't even aim enough to do that and instead urinated all over the floor of the stage and onto Madame Illusia. Brought to full blown rage, Madame Illusia continued to smile to the crowd and hold her emotions within. She had noticed that the man's underwear was stained yellow at the front and had brown "racing streaks" in the back. The great Madame Illusia had this man right where she wanted him. He'd made her miserable, ruined her show, her clothes, and her stage. And now this man was going to pay. She had cast a spell to keep the drunk bastard stuck to the potty chair as she addressed the crowd, "Put your hands together for my next volunteer.", she cheerily announced to the crowd as she gestured to the drunk man stuck to the potty chair.