"Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, as the latest episode of Animalia Ambassadoria began. "This episode is going to be a little different because some people have left the cast and we're still running tryouts for replacements. So, instead, we're going to be looking at some of the bigger issues facing Animalia as a whole."
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"One of the most well-known, but least understood, conditions facing Animalians is Regressive Hypersexuality Syndrome (or, as it's known on the website, Frat Boy Syndrome or Party Girl Syndrome)." said Miles as he opened Zoom channels with several people. "And as it turns out, it's actually more complex than simply 'old people having their libidos reawakened due to becoming younger'." At that, Miles began a Zoom call with several government agents: one Japanese, one Chinese, one South Korean, and one North Korean, though the Chinese agent had accidentally enabled a 'young panda filter' and couldn't figure out how to turn it off, leading to several smiles among both the government agents and the viewers. Why this was going on was a bit of a mystery at first, but these were the government agents who were keeping tabs on the 'Retreat to Beat the Heat', mainly to learn more about RHS Syndrome.
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"As it turns out, most people get it, and some people get it bad." Said Miles, after a commercial break, "But, sometimes, when some people get it bad, they end up becoming entirely new Animalians." Miles then did a brief summary of, not only Dixie, Ria, and the Azure Dragon, but also another new Animalian that had converted during the 'Retreat'. While she was a 50+ Korean woman at the start, she was now a really muscular Mako Shark Animalian K-Pop Star with the stage name Hatsame Mako (three guesses where the inspiration came from and the first two don't count). She even had a start-up concert, of sorts, during the 'Retreat' where her outfit of choice was a metallic gold "sling-kini". There was also a Spotify link in the video description to her first single 'Fishy on me!'.
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"Of course, like all things," said Miles, after another commercial break, "RHS is different in both male and female Animalians, which is why it's known as either 'Frat Boy Syndrome' or 'College Girl Syndrome'. The best example of this was the Azure Dragon, who did a promotional poster of Ao Guang Island with himself, Dixie, and Ria, and, due to its PG-13+ rating, was locked behind the Premium section of the Animalia Website.
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"To wrap this up, next year's Lunar New Year is going to be the Year of the Snake, so (because the furry fandom has declared this month to be "snektember") Snake conversions are offered at a discounted rate during the month of September, as well as the registration for the competition is going to be extended to the first of October. See you next time when we meet our newest members of Animalia Ambassadoria.