"I wish that I had a bigger penis," Peter mumbled under his breath, not wanting anyone to hear his wish. Granted, there was no one there to listen to him, except for the well, but Peter didn't want to be listed as a freak.
The many times that Peter jerked off his willy, he always wondered how it would feel to have a bigger penis. Having his pecker measured to be 14 cm (5 1/2"), Peter figured that was the source of his problems.
Having a bigger Johnson would provide Peter some happiness in that he could feel some of that mythical Big Dick Energy and please any lady that he want. Plus, every day would be special by having his simple snake evolve into a python by having some sexual hijinx with it.
But that would never happen because Wells doesn't grant wishes except in fairytales and some of the porno that he has seen.
But Peter tossed his money in the Greedy Wishing Well, and it wasn't happy with the one cent that it had received. So the well will twist Peter's wish to match its poor denomination. And it will give Peter a bigger penis, but not the size he would like, and the problems that go with it.