"Then let's get to work. This very evening, I wish for my girlfriend's new boyfriend Thomas to see you appear before him. You'll say you shall grant him one wish, and then you will purposefully misinterpret it," said Damon.
"All right. It is an... interesting wish..." said the genie tonelessly.
"And make it so I can watch all of it on the television," said Damon with glee.
The genie promised so and retreated back into his lamp. He did not really like Damon's wish, but he could not go against his master's words. However, he reflected that Damon should be careful, because one day he might do the same to HIM. That young man should be quite careful with what he wished for... It seldom turned out well.
That evening, Thomas was precisely frustrated. He did not get as much sex as he wanted with Monica. Though he jumped out, terrified, at the sight of the genie that appeared in a puff of smoke. The genie introduced himself, of course not explaining who had sent him there. And Thomas could not know that he was being watched by Damon on his enemy's TV. But Thomas was elated at the idea of having a wish so he blurted out the first thing he thought of without a single piece of reflection.
"I want some pussy," he said, happy at the thought of having sex very soon.
This was amongst the easiest things to misinterpret on purpose.
"As you wish, master..." mumbled the genie.
Both Damon and Thomas waited with bated breath.