Byron laughed, as road his motorcycle toward his family home. The headphones in his helmet relayed the conversations between Rick and Bruno. He had hidden microphones throughout his home. So Chad was in the basement being permanently transformed into a Speedo. As much as Chad wanted to be worn, Byron wanted to wear Chad. He stopped at a Sporting Goods outlet and bought a green Speedo in Rick's size. He didn't know if Chad was supposed to be green, but the liquid he heard that the solution Chad was in was green, so he should get away with the substitution for a few days. He really wanted to be wearing Chad when the Speedoboy remembered what it meant to be human. Byron grinned broadly as he parked his motorcycle up the street, and walked around to the back, and uncharacteristically, quietly entered the house through the outside basement door. He made a bee-line to the washing machine. He moved the detergent aside. There was a jar of emerald green liquid with a luminescent jellyfish swimming in it. Byron stuck his tongue between his teeth as he studied the jar.
"That you, Chad?" Byron whispered.
The amorphous fabric floating in the jar moved. It was clearly a Speedo. A face appeared on the pouch of the Speedo. It was Chad's face. The mouth moved. The eyes pleaded. His mouth formed the words, "Wear me!"
"You want me to wear you, Chad?"
Yes, wear me, please, wear me, mouthed the Speedo.
Chad was lost in the magical liquid. He felt so empty. He was an empty Speedo. He needed to be filled.
Bryon took off his boots, jeans and yellowed underwear. Then he reached for the jar.
Byron removed the lid from the jar, then he retrieved the new Speedo from his jeans, and ripped off the tags. He took a deep breath. Then carefully he held the new Speedo over the open jar. Byron was afraid that Bruno would know if Chad was removed from the jar, but thought like Indiana Jones swapping the bag of sand for the gold idol, Byron could swap the new Speedo for the transformed quarterback.