You run into the guest room and begin looking for your magic socks. You put them on. "Now I need a pair of my old shoes..." But would that be possible you think. If reality had changed wouldn't it erase your old shoes. CRINKLE! Huh? You look down and see a price of paper you're sitting on.
RULES:
1.) If stuck in a reality adjusted by the socks you must take a picture of yourself naked and burn it.
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There's more but after reading that you rabbit your phone and head into the bathroom. You take off all your clothes before taking off your clothes. You smile as you stare at your new body before taking the picture. "I kinda like this body" You say rubbing your stomach and jiggling it.
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You head to the guest room and plug your phone to the laptop you found in your dresser. Apparently you used it for "work". You click the button print and hear the printer next door begin to work.
However, when you go to check it the ink is out so it's just a blank piece of paper.
About that time you hear a knock on the door.
"You ok in there Miles?" Your brother...Uncle Tim says "Now is not the tie to be jerking off, breakfast is getting cold."
"Be down in a minute!" You say. Now what to do about the printer and overall your situation?