Mr. Johnson stepped up to the podium. "Next, we decided to address the weapons issue. Metal weapons are easily detectable and even though non-metal weapons are not as easily detectable, they can still be detected if your luggage gets searched. We came up with a way for you to take weapons with you that are completely undetectable. May I have a volunteer?"
Several guys raised their hands but Sergeant Muscry stood up and announced, "I won't have my men volunteer for anything I wouldn't volunteer for, so me first." Sergeant Muscry walked up to stand beside the podium.
Mr. Johnson said, "Very well, Sergeant Muscry, please strip off your clothes and show us your weapon."
Sergeant Muscry did a double take. "What was that?"
Mr. Johnson repeated, "Please strip off your clothes and show us your weapon."
Sergeant Muscry bellowed, "Why in Hell would I do that?"
Mr. Johnson said, "Well first of all, everything you are currently wearing will not be going on the mission with you. We will supply you with everything you need. Second, to supply you with an absolutely undetectable weapon, each of you will be given one of these."
Sergeant Muscry looked at what Mr. Johnson held in his hand. "That looks like a cock ring."
Mr. Johnson said, "It is a cock ring. You put this on your weapon, balls and all and your weapon, balls and all becomes an actual weapon."
Sergeant Muscry looked incredulously at Mr. Johnson but took the cock ring and put it on. "Now what?"
Mr. Johnson said, "Now tug on your genitals just once. If it's a strong enough tug, it will activate the cock ring which will transform your weapon into a weapon."
Sergeant Muscry tugged and pulled an AK-47 rifle off.
Mr. Johnson took the rifle and said, "Now what weapon you get will depend on the size of your genitals. Larger cocks will turn into larger guns and larger balls will turn into larger ammunition stocks containing more ammunition. But don't worry. No matter how small your weapon, it will be an AK-47 style weapon able to fire multiple shots easily and your ammunition stock will automatically refill itself so you might be temporarily without ammunition but you won't have to wait long before you can fire again."
Sergeant Muscry said, "Um, I can feel your hands on my weapon."
Mr. Johnson stroked the muzzle and said, "I know. Now, these weapons do not kill. What they do is cause your target to fall unconscious in orgasmic bliss, like this."
Mr. Johnson fired Sergeant Muscry's weapon at Private Sucre who immediately collapse. His crotch became wet and he had a deliriously pleasant expression on his face. Meanwhile, Sergeant Muscry also acted like he had an orgasm too.
Mr. Johnson continued stroking Sergeant Muscry's weapon. "That's right. Whenever you fire your weapon, you too will feel orgasmic bliss, not to the point of knocking you unconscious but you better practice firing your weapons so you can keep going without having to pause between shots. And while you're at it, you might as well all strip naked too."
The cock rings were distributed and each soldier tugged his weapon off. Then they practiced firing their weapons at targets set up nearby until they could all stay steady on their feet.
Mr. Johnson tossed Sergeant Muscry's weapon to Private Bryce. "You'll also want to practice staying on your feet even when someone else is firing your weapon so hand your weapon off to someone else. I want each of you to fire at least ten weapons that are not your own."
Several soldiers were reluctant at first but then they became okay with it. After a while, they no longer cared who touched who's weapon. They started comparing weapons and decided that Private Miller had the largest weapon but Private Compton had the largest ammunition stock.
Then the pranks began. First, Private Weston shoved Private Nelson's weapon up Private Adam's asshole. Then they were all shoving weapons up each other's assholes not caring who's weapon got shoved in. But then Private Smith accidentally fired Private Barnes' weapon into Private Anderson's ass and Private Anderson collapsed. Of course the ammunition that the weapons fired was cum so Private Anderson lay there while Private Barnes' cum dribbled out his ass.
Sergeant Muscry cried, "Alright, that's enough. Control yourselves."
Everybody quieted down but a few soldiers couldn't help whispering, "How was it, Barnes, fucking Anderson?" "I'm sure you enjoyed it, Barnes. Look at all that cum dribbling out of his ass."
Mr. Johnson stepped up to the podium again. "Now to reattach your weapon is simple. Just hold it in place for a few seconds. Be careful though because you can easily attach your weapon to anything besides your own crotch, like this." Mr. Johnson held Private Weston's weapon up to the inside of his briefcase for a few seconds. The weapon turned back into Weston's genitals but continued to hang there from the inside of Mr. Johnson's briefcase.
Mr. Johnson continued, "Now we don't have time to sort out who's weapon is who's so just attach whoever's weapon you have now and sit down."
Private Bryce did not know who's cock he had but it was bigger than his own and came with bigger balls. Bryce idly stroked it as he listened to Mr. Johnson. He knew that someone else was idly stroking his cock too.
Mr. Johnson said, "No one will be able to detect your weapons because they will all just think your weapons are just your genitals."