"Let me go!" I yelled out, angered beyond belief. "I assure you, I am NOT a giant! YOU are the tiny ones! And I am NOT a stupid giant! Release me and I'll prove it to you! I'll prove it to you a hundredfold!"
"Release you?" said with arrogance the little man that appeared to be the leader. "I think not! I think not indeed! So you can stomp in out beloved town and destroy all that we've built? Ha! Other giants - smarter, much smarter than you I might say - have tried to pretend they were harmless, but we've never fallen for that sort of naive ploy!"
"You've shaved me! I have naked! What do you want of me now?"
"To gather more of your precious hair," said calmly the little man. "But not in the way you think."
"It will take weeks for me to regrow my body hair, you idiots!" I screamed angrily.
"You are not the only giant whose hair we harvest. Alas for us, one has become restless. Grief-stricken I might say. She won't let us harvest her anymore. Luckily, we have you. Mark, to work!"
Before I could comprehend what was happening, a Lilliputian man, younger than the leader, climbed atop of me and poured the contents of a phial into my mouth. I coughed. The world spun around me. I could hear a loud bell in the distance.
When I opened my eyes again, I thought I was free. The binds were completely loose. But I could not move. I felt weak and my movements jerky. I tried to shout out but only a weak wail came out of my mouth. My... My toothless mouth. I stared at my fist. A pudgy closed fist. Attached to a lot of fat. Folds of fat. And my belly was round and hairless. With much bigger Lillupitians around. The leader stared at me, rubbing his hands, in a very satisfied way.
"Perfect! A true success! Our giant ape will be happy and pacified and let us harvest her lustrous coat again!"
Everyone cheered. I attempted to protest but to no avail. What did they mean? Then sounds of heavy footsteps came towards us. The Lilliputians scattered. Then in front of me I had a hairy ape that looked at mew with curiosity. She then kissed me profusely, tickled me and delighted by me peals of laughter, poked me until I was a breathless mess of an infant. She then caressed me, made affectionate noises, cradled me and turned to the forest, delighted with her new babe. Except I did NOT want to be her babe! But my protests achieved nothing and I was dragged forcibly into my new home.