"Hey, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Malice, as everyone who missed her lauded her return. "Today will be a look at some of the things coming up, as well as some of the new trends in Animalia and its colonies."
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"One trend that's a little less than welcome in Animalia has started with Layla here: boasting about your changes on social media." said Malice as Layla entered the room to her interview, causing several lewd comments, as well as several "angry feminist" comments, which were ignored or clapbacked, as usual.
While most of the interview was respectful on both sides, Layla, seemingly, couldn't handle showing off her new curves, mainly by bouncing slightly, making her chest jiggle enough to prove that they were made of supple flesh instead of overpriced silicone.
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"Due to the success of Animalia's first horror-documentary, Mr. Hakimoto is coming up with a new horror-documentary coming out this Halloween." said Malice, after a commercial break and a question block. "This time, due to the popularity of the Tomb of the Crouching Dragon on Heiya Island, he's going to be focusing on China's Three Kingdoms period." Then the trailer for the movie began where Lord Dorian (as Mr. Dodo) and several other Alice in Wonderland-inspired characters make their way through the tomb and its booby traps. One such booby trap (a flame jet trap) ended up blowing a hole through the Mad Hatter's top hat while missing the top of his head by mere inches.
"Due to books, movies, and even video games (such as Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty)," said Malice, as the trailer ended, "a good number of people have a lot of misconceptions about the Three Kingdoms period. This documentary should help either prove or disprove a few of those misconceptions."
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"Another new trend is new converts recording their Animalian conversions, some of them with themes behind them." said Malice, matter-of-factly, "Unfortunately, all those conversions are locked behind the premium section of the Website." At that, there was a lot of digital groaning.
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"And finally, cold-blooded Animalians (that is, reptiles and amphibians) have begun their migrations to warmer climates. One of the, undoubtedly, most popular locations is Ao Guang Island, with #2 being New Patagonia, Animalia's Dinotopian colony in Argentina." said Malice, as the episode wrapped up. "To all those traveling there, however, be aware that, due to the size of some of the dinosaur species found there, New Patagonia might seem uncomfortably large to those who aren't accustomed to such things. Fortunately, Sophie and Roland are heading there for their migratory flight, so stay tuned for their special coverage. Until then, see you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."