You fall and you shriek in fright. Then you feel the earth slamming into you, or rather you slamming into the ground. You fell onto moss, and you can feel nothing appears broken. What luck! You curse Tarzan, as well as your new body. It's ungainly and very much lacks grace. You're an ape now, for crying out loud! And that stupid Tarzan had fun tickling you! How ridiculous is that? And what are you supposed to to do now! Again, you're a freaking stupid ape! Eat bananas? Dig for grubs and termites? Relieve yourself in the open? Groom yourself and eat your own vermin? Have sex with female chimps? Ugh, no thank you! You just want to go back home and be human again, and indulge in all the fun things humans do!
Yet as you rise from the moss, you notice you hands and feet start itching. Itching really bad. And burn. You glance down and see they are very red. You must have an allergic reaction to a plant or something! That's when Tarzan slides down, all smug - and stupid.
"You not ape! You not friend of Tarzan! You bad man! Bad Man! Tarzan know!" he says proudly.
But this idiot id not finished.
"I Tarzan know you bad man. So me push you into poison ivy. With this powder, change you into something else. Great punishment! Because soon you want eggs! You very much wanted by males!"
He laughs and throws a sort of red powder at you. You feel it acting first where the poison ivy rubbed ooff you and it soon spreads to the est of your body. You cannot focus on the weird words of Tarzan as you see your hair disappearing to be replaced by emerald-green...scales. Your hands and feet elongate and become webbed. Two great pressures are felt upon your chest and you watch in awe as scales maintain in place two big fleshy balloons that jiggle happily when touched. These are... boobs. And with horror, you see your penis and balls retract within your body, leaving only a wide slit. Inside, your penis becomes a uterus and widens into vagina, with your testicles settling into place to become ovaries, immobilising themselves forever, content with their new place and function. Nestled happily. You scream in pure horror, a hoarse shout that morphs into a shriek of pain as you clutch your face. It's changing drastically and when the pain subsides you can feel thick lips and no nose. You stare at yourself. A curvaceous figure. No muscles. Scales. Large breasts. No penis or scrotum whatsoever. You've turned into... a fish creature! A gillman! Or rather, a gillwoman! You're female! A female monster! You yell and shout at Tarzan, already high in the trees, in grunts and growls. You cannot speak anymore! And what was that jerk saying before?
Little do you know that you are aout to have a lot of success with the males of the species you now belong to...